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♓ pisces
INFP
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web 1.0
cat person
night owl
she/her
🌐 nerd
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| name | u can call me web :) |
| age | 20s |
| location | somewhere rainy |
| pronouns | she/her |
| sign | ♓ pisces |
| mbti | INFP |
| mood | haunted (normal) |
| currently | making this page instead of sleeping |
| occupation | professional internet archaeologist |
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hi!!
hi!! welcome to my little corner of the internet :) im the person who runs this whole site.
i made this site because i really love weird old internet stuff and i wanted somewhere to put it all. i spend a lot of time going down rabbit holes on the wayback machine and wiby.me and finding things that probably shouldnt exist.
i grew up on the early internet. like actually early internet. i remember geocities. i remember when youtube was new. i had an AIM screenname that was absolutely unhinged. i am not telling u what it was.
i like finding things that feel human. stuff that someone made because they wanted to, not because they were building a brand or whatever. the internet used to be really full of that. im trying to find what's left of it.
anyway. look around!! sign my guestbook if u want!! i read all of them :)
i made this site because i really love weird old internet stuff and i wanted somewhere to put it all. i spend a lot of time going down rabbit holes on the wayback machine and wiby.me and finding things that probably shouldnt exist.
i grew up on the early internet. like actually early internet. i remember geocities. i remember when youtube was new. i had an AIM screenname that was absolutely unhinged. i am not telling u what it was.
i like finding things that feel human. stuff that someone made because they wanted to, not because they were building a brand or whatever. the internet used to be really full of that. im trying to find what's left of it.
anyway. look around!! sign my guestbook if u want!! i read all of them :)
likes & dislikes
✓ likes
- weird old websites
- flash game OSTs
- rain at night
- cats (all of them)
- the wayback machine
- abandoned geocities pages
- midi music
- pixel art
- finding a good webring
- when a site has a guestbook
- homestuck (sorry)
- old internet memes that nobody remembers
- bioluminescent sea creatures
- tab completion
- neocities obviously
✗ dislikes
- the algorithm
- web3 / NFTs
- AI generated content
- when a good site goes dark
- adobe killing flash
- yahoo buying geocities
- loud videos with no warning
- websites that need an account just to look at them
- when the wayback machine doesn't have it
- paywalled archives
- websites that are just ads
- losing the old internet
- when cool sites get acquired and ruined
currently obsessed with
website
wiby.me — hit "surprise me" and just go places. pre-algorithm energy. nothing else like it
game
going through the flashpoint archive and playing games i forgot existed. found a gem called "the visitor" last week
music
old flash game OSTs. the age of war theme specifically. i downloaded a midi file and i am not sorry
reading
the history of geocities honestly. people wrote so much about it after yahoo killed it. very sad. very good.
pet update
biscuit (my cat) sat on my keyboard yesterday and published a draft page. she is now a co-webmaster
quiz results (very important)
which sanrio character are you?
you are cinnamoroll!! ☁️
what % gremlin are you?
you are 87% gremlin
what old website are you?
you got: geocities!! a home for weirdos everywhere
which flash game are you?
you got: homestar runner (not technically a game but ok)
what aesthetic are you?
you got: internet archaeology / y2k ghost
top friends (neocities)
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moonvault
🐸
frogsite
💾
diskdrive
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starjelly
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mossgarden
🔮
crystalweb
add me on neocities if u wanna be here :)